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HANDS-FREE SANDWICH HOLDER
Hmm…I REALLY want a sandwich, but I can’t play on my computer while eating it in the conventional way.  There MUST be a solution!
“If you live in the fast track (and who doesn’t these days?) you’ll appreciate the multi-taskability built into this invention.  Instead of bringing your life to a screeching halt every time you have a sandwich, this adjustable neck-mounted, mouth-ready device allows you to keep right on texting, e-mailing, or channel surfing while you eat a handy sandwich.”

Who’s hungry?!
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HANDS-FREE SANDWICH HOLDER

Hmm…I REALLY want a sandwich, but I can’t play on my computer while eating it in the conventional way.  There MUST be a solution!


“If you live in the fast track (and who doesn’t these days?) you’ll appreciate the multi-taskability built into this invention.  Instead of bringing your life to a screeching halt every time you have a sandwich, this adjustable neck-mounted, mouth-ready device allows you to keep right on texting, e-mailing, or channel surfing while you eat a handy sandwich.”

Who’s hungry?!

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